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luke
453 days agoA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
"Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
"Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
"Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
"Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.-
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shelton
510 days agoDemystifying venture capital investment - Going through the steps on 28th October 2008 at KPMG Manchester-- Doors open at 18:00 hrs.
I have been invite to speak at the event and will also be sitting on a panel of experts discussing investment strategy and advice.
This event will take you through the motions of venture capital investment into digital startups from first meeting to cash in the bank and beyond. The organisers tell me that theyt have selected speakers and panelists that have significant experience in this process.
Are you seeking investment to grow your business? Have you wondered about your emotions when seen for the first time a large sum of money in your business account from a venture capitalist or a business angel? How long have you been on your quest to secure funding? Have you wondered why others are getting funded when you have not quite succeeded? If so, this is the event for you ! check out http://www.next2friends.com/users/northstar. -
Anthony
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shelton
514 days agoI have been invited to sit on a panel to discuss the rise and rise of mobile social networking and services is upon us, but is ‘mobile access’ enough or do users seek more? Are location-based services going to be key to its success, or is there more to the future of this most social of devices?
Sponsored by UKTI Join us on 11th November to discuss the emerging trends around mobile social media and services for which I will sit on a panel of industry experts trying to contribute to the discussions and debate.
Spurred on by web leaders like Facebook and MySpace and with lower data charges spreading for mobile web access, mobile social usage has soared. But is it just a platform of convenience and compromise for users, or an enabler for a next generation of digital social interaction?
* Date: Tuesday 11th November 2008 @ 6pm (discussion starts 6.30pm sharp)
* Place: The Slug & Lettuce, 80-82 Wardour St, London, W1F 0TG
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shelton
528 days agoI love these quotes;
"The CEO has to be the living embodiment of the culture of a business in order to lead rather than manage."Rene Carayol The Carbon Report
"Great organisations demand a high level of commitment by the people involved. " Bill Gates
"Coming together is a beginning. Keeping together is progress. Working together is success." Henry Ford
"Charlie Munger and I really have only two jobs. One is to attract and keep outstanding managers to run our various operations...The other is capital allocation." Warren Buffett
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shelton
529 days agoTune in to Next2Friends.com tonight from 5pm EST (NYC Time) for the Drawn by Pain Premiere sponsored by Next2Friends. LIVE EXCLUSIVELY ON NEXT2FRIENDS.COM
http://www.drawnbypain.com/2008/09/22/drawn-by-pain-screening/
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shelton
532 days agoI am off to two events this evening;
Bureau
13 Kingly Court,Soho, London W1B 5PW
http://www.bureauclub.com
Industry networking event with +300 VCs, CEOs and PRs there, so should be a good night for Next2Friends exposure.
Then, I am off to the mother of all events at Embassy !!
http://www.conceptvenues.com/embassy/london/
We have Ok mag covering the event. It is going to be packed with press, industry people, Kaiser Chiefs, Lemar, Coco Sumner & more have been confirmed as guests. Akon produced the album…so watch this space!...
There will be a live yes, live performance by Sway (AKON Signed UK rap artist) including the single “Saturday Night Hustle” featuring Lemar!!
Look out for the LIVE content of SWAY, Lemar and many, many more cool people (and the hangover tomorrow!!!). 
salestar57
541 days agoWelcome home! How was Spain. Muy bien ou non??? I cna imagine it was better than the UK has been today..
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olibs
778 days agoUpdate to the PC, The Ram module was nik nacked, So i will change it for a nice 1gb stick, Then i think i am going to buy another HDD the same size and raid it which will be good i will have one for applications and one for Documents will make it alot faster and maybe a new graphics card so i can use two screen which will look cool ..
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shelton
454 days ago
RICHARD BRANSON HAS OFFERED TO BUY MAN CITY - BUT THE CHAIRMAN KNOCKED IT BACK SAYING WE CAN'T HAVE VIRGIN ON OUR SHIRTS WHEN WE ARE GETTING SCREWED EVERY WEEK.